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Perking the Pansies

​Jack and Liam move to Turkey

Jack Scott
Just imagine the absurdity of two openly gay, recently ‘married’ middle aged, middle class men escaping the liberal sanctuary of anonymous London to relocate to a Muslim country.
Perking the Pansies
​Jack and Liam, fed up with kiss-my-arse bosses and nose-to-nipple commutes, chuck in the towel and move to a small town in Turkey. Join the culture-curious gay couple on their bumpy rite of passage. Meet the oddballs, VOMITs, vetpats, emigreys, semigreys, randy waiters and middle England miseries. When prejudice and ignorance emerge from the crude underbelly of Turkey’s expat life, Jack and Liam waver. Determined to stay the course, the happy hedonistas hitch up their skirts, flee to laissez-faire Bodrum and fall under the spell of their intoxicating foster land. Enter Jack’s irreverent world for a right royal dose of misery and joy, bigotry and enlightenment, betrayal and loyalty, friendship, love, earthquakes, birth, adoption and murder. Suburban life was never this eventful. You couldn't make it up.
A bitter-sweet tragi-comedy recalling the first year of a British gay couple living in a Muslim land. 
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Empathetic, respectful and pretty acute.
Hugh Pope
​Turkish Daily News
The book's originality lies more in it's honesty about the grubby reality of expat life that conventional travel literature prefers to gloss over.
Pat Yale
Time Out Istanbul
At turns, hilarious, saucy, witty, heart-warming and incredibly moving.
Linda A Janssen
Global Living Magazine

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  • About Us
    • Meet the Team
    • Contact Us
    • Our Privacy Policy
  • Services and Fees
    • Publishing Programmes
    • Selected Services
    • Terms and Conditions
  • Springtime Titles
    • Expat Bookshop
    • Springtime Direct
    • Expat Life >
      • Sink Then Swim
      • The Singing Warrior
      • The Newcomer's Dictionary
      • Badass Abroad
      • #Living the Dream
      • This Messy Mobile Life
      • Life After My Saucepans
      • Living Elsewhere
      • What About Your Saucepans?
      • Turkey Street
      • Perking the Pansies
      • Living Elsewhere
      • Drinking Camel's Milk in the Yurt
      • Passage to Persia
    • Memoir >
      • On Swallows' Wings
      • The Singing Warrior
      • Badass Abroad
      • #LivingTheDream
      • Life After My Saucepans
      • What about your saucepans?
      • The Soul Millionaire
      • Turkey Street
      • Passage of the Stork
      • Drinking Camel's Milk in the Yurt
      • Perking the Pansies
      • Passage to Persia
    • Health & Wellbeing >
      • Sink Then Swim
      • Meet Your Muse
      • Juicy Life
      • The ChrisLin Method
      • #LivingTheDream
      • How to stand Up to Sexism
      • This Messy Mobile Life
      • In Search of the Best Swedish Chokladbollar
      • Benjamin's Bedtime Journey
    • Foreign Language Books >
      • La vie en mouvement
      • Unterwegs im Zwischenland
      • Les Signatures de BioGéométrie​
      • Vida en Movimiento
      • Méthode Adamski
      • El Prologo
      • Tracce di BioGeometria​
      • Der Prolog
      • De Regreso a un Futuro Para a Humanidad
      • O Futuro Iluminado Pelo Passado
      • Retour Vers un Avenir pour L'Humanité
      • Hanna Och Den Flygande Mattan
    • Moving >
      • Sink Then Swim
      • The Newcomer's Dictionary
      • #LivingTheDream
      • This Messy Mobile Life
      • Living Elsewhere
      • Life in Motion
      • Going Local in Gran Canaria
      • Jump Down Under
      • Unpack
      • Deconstructing Brazil
    • Fiction >
      • The Guilty Can't Say Goodbye
      • The Legend of the Dancing Baobab Tree
      • Boudica's Daughters
      • A Family Just Like Mine
      • From Barcelona
    • Wealth >
      • Whose Career - Yours, Mine or Ours?
      • The Millennial Money Masterplan
      • Here We Are
      • The Flight of the Soul Millionaire
      • The Soul Millionaire
      • Secrets of a Financial Adviser
      • Retire to the Life You Love
      • Now It's Clear The Career You Own
    • Travel >
      • Travels Through Asia
      • The Twelve Days of Christmas Safari
      • Postcards from the Ege
      • Going Local in Gran Canaria
      • Deconstructing Brazil
    • Children and Young Adults >
      • The Legend of the Dancing Baobab Tree
      • The Twelve Days of Christmas Safari
      • Hanna and the Flying Carpet
      • Boudica's Daughters
      • A Family Just Like Mine
      • Benjamin's Bedtime Journey
    • Faith >
      • Unterwegs im Zwischenland
      • La vie en mouvement
      • Vida en Movimiento
      • Life in Motion
    • Music >
      • Ar Lan y Môr​
  • For Writers
    • Jo Parfitt, Mentor
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    • Writing Retreats
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